Oh mustache, oh mustache,
how delicate art thee.
Although
your presence
is very much annoying.
You look so dapper upon thy upper lip,
but be careful or else the razor will slip.
So, to you oh mustache, the fairest of them all,
keep right on marching beautiful and tall.
For those who are either uninformed or have enough intelligence to pass this trend by, it is Mustache March and I have been faithful to uphold the long tradition. And since the beginning of time all men, from around the world, have joined in this tradition of growing out the hairs on their upper lip despite the repulsion of their immediate families, friends, co-workers, barbers, grocers, and basically everyone else they come in contact with. So, I salute you, oh mustache grower in the face of the negative stereotypes and all, keep on growing, keep on growing, keep on growing. The mustache lives!
(P.S. There is no "official" tradition, just something we do for fun.)
1 comment:
David! It is your long lost Long Beach pal Dana Cuny! Your mother passed along your blog info. and I have to say it is great to see you! Congrats on being a newlywed! Kara is absolutely adorable!
Your mustache made me laugh -- my friend started a Law School mustache club so I have been seeing lots of men with not-so-cute mustaches for the last couple of weeks!
Hope you are well! Dana
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